takeMEaway

2009-06-16T06:15:00.000-07:00

uh.

this is awkward...

i mean erm... WAIT

i going to talk abot the jun bolidays...

I MEAN HOLIDAYS

yes , holiday .

haha . lol .

ok now that its fun.. and stuff lik tat

URGHHH i think i lost my madness in this blog

hey maybe i did lost

hmmm ..

ah nvm

ok , i goota tell you something AMAZING

I BECAME CAMERAMAN for some...

stupid... thing .

camera shitty and shit shit shit

and my teacher said blah blah blah

BLAH .

BKklsjdghflskajghl;ksgjh;jkAgljsdfaAsdjkafgoqetjkl;gflaedglejkasfhah

blah .

BRA

hmm .

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM

ahem , haha lols.

the person writing this is getting tired of hearing jed laugh like a pig ...

with two lan pa-s and three nostrils

and BRA CUPS

talking about that ,

today when joy was in my house .

NOT THE JOY to the world

i mean Joy, ARHGJHFvgslkjghasl;kg

you get what i mean dammnit

i dun think so.

ok so today i told you about the bra cups .

and we were eating koropokes and drinking milk .

then .... .... .... ... ......

EVERYTHING WENT CRAZY

joy started saying whose bra padding is this

and i said.. MINE !

but i really wanted to say its my koropok

but its too late

yilin started to laugh and laugh

AND SHE WENT INSANE

and tried to rape me

and showing symptoms of C-R-A-Z-Y

which is crazy

and so did i !

ok... ok..

SHITALICIOUS

2009-04-07T05:10:00.000-07:00

ooooookkk , today i am going to talk about ..
SCHOOL
its been kinda hard lately ,
and its kinda crazy too ..
now the teachers are getting HARDER ( wtf)
stricter , and more definetly shitalicious ,
if i knew what that meant ,
i should tell you .
actually i dont i really know
its just a random act of ..
MADNESS
talking about madness ,
today at school ,
at recess time , like always .
things are just going wicked and WHACKED
WHACKED I TELLS YOU
it shiuld be called wicky wacky world , WWW
now you know why you shld always type www on the links
:D
ok now going to talk about recess ,
today me and my friend were playing catchin
and something extremely funny happened
ok ,
as the catcher was me
and we were running around ,
and tehres this part of the corridoors that is extremely
SLIPPERY ... extremely ...
so when my friends were runnin there ,
one of them slipped .
and than when all of a sudden he slid ,
backed into another person
and another person
LIKE DOMINOES !
except more exhilarating :d

2009-02-21T03:13:00.000-08:00

one thing to say now .
i am SHITALICIOUS
OMG . thats just ..
DISGUSTING but kinda interesting .
now im p4 and i hate school ,
its getting harder and harder
do you know what ?
my teacher is a FREAK of FUCKING nature .
she keeps BOSSING us around like SHIT
shes like the boss of the whole class ..
nono like the boss of the WHOLE BRA WORLD /
oops did i say bra ?
oh who cares .
hey wait !
talking about bras ....
*laughshisassout*
one day ..
me and my sister were dancing outside in the
living room ,
and my mom comes in and says
" you wanna dance ? YOUWANNADANCE ??????!!!! "
and takes the cane
than we went balistic and ran all the way to
the toilet , screaminglikeasses .
then mommy chased us ,
but luckly we locked the door from th toilet .
inside , we thought we were safe ,
but my sister started screaming and pointing
" what ? "
" BRAAAAAA "
"WHAT ??"
"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and i turned around and looked at the wall
and saw a .. HUGE BRA
and screamed .
to make it worst ,
mommy suddenly turn off the lights
which made us more balistic than usual .
and we burst out thru the door ,
going madness and crackness .
and we ROFLMAO .
it means . rolling on floor laughing my ass out .
hahahahahahahahaahhahasdfagilaftgsoaiuvgsofuiyfgsiofgsoefygoiegurwe...
lol .
lolol .
lololololololololololoplolololololosdvoksahgofjklegqjh
oh god
im going balistic , and bananas !
talking about bananas ,
my sister and i were out one day to find mommy and her office
and we were in th mrt train
we didnt really counted the stops
so my sister asked .
" where are we now ?"
" let me hear " i says .
" Kembangan "
" kembangan " i tell my sister ,
"BANANA ?" she screams .
and we went crackingbraining .
if you wanna know what tat means go check in th dicktionary
*falls off the table* really .
ouch .
anw .
this is long enougf .
ok check out for more madness in jed goh's DICKASS .
OMG ? dickass ?
im going crazy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
anw go crackbrain urself .
*falls off table again*
oh fuck you .

2008-11-22T20:01:00.000-08:00

budiahda !
ok that was crazy
anw ! today i am going to ...
AFA AFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFFAFAFAFAFAFFAA .
lol . cafe ?
ok its a cosplay thingy magic .
but of course im going as neko princess .
i mean PRINCE .
dont worry about princess , im just crazy !
its 2 more hours to go to AFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA .
cafe ?
and im going MAD
wuduwuduwuduwuduwuduwuduwuduwduwuduwuduwdehglKQRJGHW;OBUIHG;WRUH
oh well .
your know something ,
im allergic to ARMY powder .
why you ask ?
because its in the AARRRRRMMMMYYYY .
and i hate armies .
well i bisterate when i touch army powder
and my legs sweat
and i turn green .
and immediately VOMIT .
and that reminds me
of PENNYWEATHER LEMONADE .
i love him .
hes puts sulfa in the lemondade .
isnt that madness ?
well i perfer putting sulferic ACID in MY lemonade
" people come from miles around ,
just to take a sip of my lemonade ,
and then they immediately vomit blood
and die . " D:
well thats my invention of LEMONADE and
if you are wonedering why sulferic acid is so deadly
it comes from the vocano ( yilin : STOP BEING SUCH A KNOWITALL D:<)
and it can burn right thru matter . *throws sulferic acid at yilin*
yilin : AHHH IM BURNING . fuck ya .
oh well . talking aboutt ****
i even said the word .
that was one time when we were playing scrable .
and werent making any noise
and the teacher said
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN THERE
and than clement stood up with me and said
" **** " to him / her / it .
and the teacher just went balistic .
and he shouted and shouted and shitted
andn said " WODOWODO ."
and exploded .
well not exactly .
but i would be happy if that happens :D
and i got this place where they check temperatures
with some werid kind of thingy .
so i came up to th row and robbed the metal pole
i mean ... rubbed . :D
and than when they checked it
they saw that the temperature went up to
ummm .. eeeeee ... ahhhh
oh forget it
oh wait .
i think it was like 50 degreees ?
to 56 degrees !
you shld see the shot up !
wowowowowowowowowowooww
wow .

im going mad right now
because im excited
and btw . 1 houre and 55 min to go
actually . 1 hour 55 min 23 sec 5 nano seconds to go :D
yilin : I HATE YOU
isnt that great ?!
anws , tune in for more madness at jed goh's fucked blog
WTH ? fucked ?
oh well nvm !
tata !

2008-11-05T01:03:00.000-08:00

FUCKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKKK
FUCKKKK
FUCKKK
FUCKK
FUCK

ok . that should be enough .
OH I HATE EXAMS .
and teachers .
MY RETARDED chinese teacher
would not LET ME USE MY DICTIONARY .
she said THIS DICTIONARY IS NOT THE CORRECT DICTIONARY
WADOWADUWAHAHAHAHUHUHUFUCK .
so i wanted to squeeze her dick out ,
but she doesn't have one .
so there .
i juus looked at my paper and said : F-U-C-K .
and today we played scrable ,
so i realised that day had come to ...
i don't know .
anyways , i found the words i needed
and it spelt : eating fucks ?
well . its kinda strange , because you cant eat fucks .

anyway ,
my parents keep NAGGING and NAGGING and NAGGING
about my results .
and i jus feel like blowing up there .
cant they just SHUT the FUCK up ?
i alrerady did my best .
especially MY CHINESE .
cant they jus kick their butts and EAT their FARTS ?
well . its impossible to eat a fart
but you can try .
but i bet you wont .
unless you are a sick , disgusting , wrong , freak of nature .
talking about nature , i got 90 MARKS for my SCIENCE .
HOORAY ! clap your hands .
i bet my sister is jealous . ( yilin: YEAH HELL I AM . WTH *complains*)
oh well . i guess thats me .
ok , tune in for MORE madness on jed goh's ass blog .
oops ? did i write ass ?
oh well ! tata !

2008-11-04T00:36:00.000-08:00

um hmm .
ahhhhhhhhhh erhhhh .
AH ~
i don't know what to say .
haha
exam fever is over ,
like FINALLY .
you know what ,

its kinda crazy today .
with teachers dancing and running around the room .
eeeyer .
people running about screaming ,
"ARGH "
i was sitting on my sit when adam came ( hes a gay )
and i passed him a paper that wrote that he was gay .
when he read it ,
he strangled me and i squeezed him
and he screamed , " Oww , my balls my eyes . "
well . its kinda true .
oh and i jus remembered !
last time when i went to sun plaza park
there was this kinda seat thingy right ?
with a chain in th center
and while i was sitting on the swing
a boy rode it
the chain was squeezing his dick
and he scream " oo my balls , my dick "
and i laughedmyassout .
seriously !

ok . thats for all .
tune in for more madness !

2008-11-03T20:12:00.001-08:00